Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Dumb things I have heard from the Medical field!!!!!

1. How do you know you have a mass in your left leg? Well the Doctor that I saw for it told me that it was a mass and it was an encapsulated nerve!!!!!!

2. SO how do you know you have fluid in your belly? I always look like I am nine months along in my pregnancy!!!!!

3. Fluid is a sign of possible liver damage...have they checked your liver??? No I thought I do all of these test first!!!!!!


And the best.....so how long have you had heart problems?


SINCE BIRTH THUS THE WORD CONGENITAL IN FRONT OF HEART DEFECT!!!!


One question I have....you need a license to be a doctor.....would a brain be nice to go along with it?????

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